Xan
Description
An insane pyromancer who kidnaps the Hero with a very cunning trap.
Important Text
It's a trap!
Hero (kneeling in chains at the foot of a mine shaft near a pool of lava)
Wh…
Where am I? I don't even remember how I…
??? (Mysterious voice coming from the pool of lava)
It was a trap.
Hero
Who's there? SHOW YOURSELF!
???
It was a trap AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN FEEL THE FINGERS!
You are NOT doing this to me again. Always trying to stand on my monopoly.
YOU are not MY hero!
Hero
Uh… I don't understand. Who are you? What do you want?
(Rising dramatically from the lava pool)
It's me. Xan.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Hero
Xan. Ok. I have never met you before. You have me confused with…
Xan
No. Don't try to twist the history books. I'm back now.
Back! You are not MY hero but you're the same. Always sniffing. Always grabbing.
Tearing at my fire. Trying to make it SAND I AM NOT SAND!
Hero
Xan. You're… not well. Just untie me and maybe Cysero and Warlic can…
Xan
OH! Oh, Warlic CAN. Warlic WILL. THAT is the ISSUE!
I just need you here. Forever. I set a trap for you.
It was a trap NO hero could resist, so don't feel shy about me.
I put a button in your town, right at the top of the list. OF COURSE you clicked it.
Hero
What are you…
Xan
It says NEW. OF COURSE you clicked it. You couldn't help it. Your blood made you.
Now YOU'RE sand, aren't you? Sand and saw dust and raw smoke just leaning away.
Xan (leans close)
You're going to stay right there on my idea, again. LIKE ALWAYS.
So I put you in the cupboard with the other glasses. You can't see me from here, with the cupboard shut, right?
Hero
… Just let me go.
Xan
NO. A fish like you will just jump and scream.
You'll scream to Warlic that DEATH was coming for him. Is that what the issue is?
Hero
You're going to do something to Warlic?
Xan
Well, that's all been said. You can scream down here, hero. Fish.
Scream and the walls and fire will just forget you were on it. Scream all you want.
I have work to do.
Xan (sinking into the lava pool)
Goodbye, Fish. I wouldn't try to follow me. You might burn yourself.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Eye on the wall)
(Opens. Blinks. Blinks. Flys down.)
Hero
Warlic (Speaking through Jimmy The Eye)
Greetings, hero. I am speaking through Jimmy The Eye. I sent him to spy on Xan when I sensed his approach.
He's always been dangerous and unstable, but it appears that his mind has finally cracked in half.
Hero
Ya think?
Warlic
With his power, he's more of a threat than ever. I have to prepare for his attack.
Jimmy found his way down there, so there must be a way out. He will do what he can to lead you.
Jimmy The Eye
(Zaps the chains, freeing the hero)
Hero
Thanks Warlic. Thanks Jimmy
Warlic, I could SMELL the crazy coming off him in waves. He's REALLY dangerous.
I have never been around someone so insane. Be careful.
Warlic
I will. See you back in Battleon.
Services
Shop
Notes
- His Character Page: (just a placeholder).
- He is a Pyromancer in DragonFable.
- In BattleOff within the Mirror Realm during the pre-event, it was mentioned that the Mirror Realm's Xan is an ice mage.
