Wedding Speech
This is a re-run of the Wedding of Bello and Merca
Warlic (Archmage): Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today for our first ever LIVE all-server wide event. The in-game wedding of Bello and Merca!
Warlic (Archmage): We would like to thank you for being a part of this special day. This event is happening live. You can never be 100% sure what will happen. (Honestly, we are pretty surprised it is actually working.)
Bello (Bride) and Merca (Groom)'s names appear and light up.
Warlic (Archmage): Today, two of our long time players, Bello and Merca, who are getting married in real life, have asked to be married first, here, in a ceremony so that YOU could be part of it!
Warlic (Archmage): This was such an honor that we could not say no. According to the Book of Lore this counts... right?
Book of Lore (The Lore Grimoire): Yup! It counts... Let's Start!
Warlic (Archmage): Mawwwiage... that bwessed awwangement... *Clears Throat*
Warlic (Archmage): We are gathered here on this magical day to witness two solo players, who are about to form a party and adventure together for the rest of their lives!
Warlic (Archmage): Marriage is end game content and should not be taken lightly. Your love must be as strong as rank 10 mithril plate armor and with it you will loot endless joy and happiness...
Warlic (Archmage): Merca and Bello, as you level together in real life, put all of your stat points into your Love. At each other's side you can overcome and accomplish anything.
Warlic (Archmage): Bello and Merca, please speak your vows.
Bello (Bride): Merca, ever since the day you saved me from those ravenous blood thirsty undead zards I knew I only needed you and your sword to keep me safe. Without you I would be nothing.
Bello (Bride): I love you Merca and I promise to love, honor, cherish, and fight by your side, for better or worse, 'til the Devourer do us part.
Merca (Groom): Bello, the constant need to save you is what made me take up a sword in the first place, and the need to protect you made me strong. You made me what I am today.
Merca (Groom): I love you Bello and I promise to love, honor, cherish, and fight by your side, for better or worse, 'til the Devourer do us part.
Warlic (Archmage): Indeed! If there is anyone (or thing) that believes there is a reason why these two should not be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace.
Zorbak (Ebil Moglin): OOH! OOH! ME! ME!
Warlic (Archmage): Zorbak! How dare you. BEGONE!
Zaps Zorbak.
Warlic (Archmage): By the power of Grayskull... <coughs> erm... the power vested in me, Bello and Merca, I now pronounce you Husband and Wife!
Warlic (Archmage): Congratulations! You may now PVP duel the bride.
Both Bello (Bride) and Merca (Groom): WHAT!?
Text box: Go to the left to celebrate with friends and cake! Beware of Troll Wedding Crashers!
You can/may now go left.
When you go left, Zorbak, Broc and Brody enter.
(You may press "Skip" to skip the following dialogue.)
Zorbak (Ebil Moglin): Meh heh heh! No wedding is complete without...
Zorbak (Ebil Moglin): WEDDING CRASHERS!
You may now fight Broc and/or Brody or open the Wedding Shop behind Zorbak (Ebil Moglin).
