The Spine Bender
- Dodgear: Me hungry for knowledge. So Dodgear eats lots of books!
Q:"You are eating the books?" A:Food for thought! Dey tell Dogear you can no judge book by cover. HAH! Dis one look and taste like beef jerky! Mmmmmmm! Q:"This is… YOUR… bookstore?" A:Wut you mean?! Dogear get bookstore fair and square from nice lady. She get da club and Dogear get the bookstore. Q:"Can I have one?" A:You want book? YOU DO QUESTS!
- After you complete Behind the bush? quest Dogear automatically become's a monster.